DoS

DoS jokes

Train

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Brain

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Grandma

    I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

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  • Explosion

    I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

    In an explosion.

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  • Lie

    One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"

    Glory Hole

    What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

    Guardian of the confessional booth.

    Man

    What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?

    Splattered.

    Meals on wheels

    What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

    Meals on wheels πŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­

    Prostitution

    If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.