What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
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If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
what do you call it when you get married in panera bread
panera wed
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
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Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
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