What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.