Door jokes
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
What do you call a door? A floor.
this is especially fun with human body's
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.