How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill gates!
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
Knock knock who’s there dooris dooris who dooris locked that’s why I’m knocking
