Door jokes
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!