Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Knock Knock Who's there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
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A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
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Why's it so hard to come out of the closet just open the door
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.🥁
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
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