Door jokes
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Memes
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.