Door Jokes

Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door

Knock, Knock Who's there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Agh. Never Mind. Its pointless.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...

Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both

a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄

Knock knock Who’s there? Gary Gary who? Gary a torch

Me: Knock Knock

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester

Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

You are the reason double doors were invented

1 "Knock knock"

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist"

2 "Interrupting..."

1 "Muon!!!"

POV Your an orphan Knock Knock Whos there Not yo mom

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mama

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

why did the scientist take out his doorbell ? Because he wanted to win no-bell prize

Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not

When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.