What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Knock Knock Who's there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet just open the door
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.🥁
