Dont jokes
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
You don't have any balls.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!