i have no puns because i dont play soccer.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
why do orphans not like laptops... they dont have a home page
whats the one thing that you dont have but celebrities do?
Lots of FANS
im high & its very hotππππ πππ i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA πππππππππππππ
why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now
mom: im going to the shop if somone is on the door dont open me: ok *ring* me: opens oh sh*t mom: gets flip flop
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
they dont have parents because they left when u were 0
If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
Q: why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns A: because knives dont have barrels
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
