Dont jokes

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.