Dont jokes
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Don't click the link.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.