Dont jokes

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Why don't you take emo skydiving?

They cut the rope.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.