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why can't orphans be gay?

because they dont have anyone to call daddy.

Dark humor is like water some people get it and some people dont

there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink

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what do orphan and apples dont have incommon apples get picked

so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.

I dont understand why the twin towers were super upset there pizza just got there alot faster by plane

yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire

Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand

one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol

my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother

https://www.youtube.com/@andrewjbsax dont click

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what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob.... if we dont get some support soon people will start to think we are balls.

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Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.

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A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.

Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.