Dont jokes

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Why don't you take emo skydiving?

They cut the rope.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.

Don't click the link.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"