Dont jokes

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.

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What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

Don't click the link.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"