Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Dont Jokes
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
