Dont Jokes

why are orphans bad at baseball they dont have a homeplate

did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk

We dont got sluts in the south, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts

me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.

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What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry? I dont know. I forgot.

Anyone who says they dont like cats, has never had one cooked right.....

one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"

A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY

Dont worry the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline

dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.

Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile

Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!