Dont

Dont jokes

Orphan

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Language

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

Market

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Slut

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Memes

Bandit

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

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Dementia

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Cat

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

Orphan

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

Emo

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Emo

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Ball

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Name

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

Sex

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Kid

Kid: Where do I put this paper?

Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.

Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*

Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?

Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.

Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*

Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.

Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!

Kid: Yes, you told me to!

Teacher: I meant at school!

Kid: Ohhhhhh!

Teacher: Duh!

Kobe

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Gummy bear

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso