Dont jokes

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Kid: Where do I put this paper?

Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.

Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*

Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?

Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.

Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*

Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.

Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!

Kid: Yes, you told me to!

Teacher: I meant at school!

Kid: Ohhhhhh!

Teacher: Duh!

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.