Dont Jokes

dad: im giving all your toys to the orphan kid. kid:why Dad: so you dont get bored

What do you call a gay woman? I dont know

i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack

man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am

bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language

Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

why dont teachers give orphans homework? because they cant go home...

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.

Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house

my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont

I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.

i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one

whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.