Dont jokes

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.