Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Dont Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Don't listen.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Like if you don't have a dad.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
