Dont jokes
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"