Dont jokes
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Memes
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Don't listen.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")