Dont Jokes

You can slap,punch,knock out a Orphan,what will they do they dont have parents-

why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop

how gave orphans have names because they dont have anyone to give them names

you know i would make a deaf joke but i dont think they would hear it

a boy couldnt walk normally because his pants are huge and when he went to school the ppl there made so much jokes about him that he died

ITS NOT TRUE JUST A FAKE JOKE DONT WORRY

why dont some people have balls because they play soccer with them

,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"

why do most orphans cook for them self

they dont have a home cook

i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad

Fat bully. That was just the starter now do you want the main course

Me. I dont think I want that because you already ate it

You like kissing Boys dont you?

me:knock knock friend:whos there me:impation feminest friend:impati-- me:why dont we have equal pay YETTTTTTT

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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack *if u dont get it it got stuck in the butt crack*

what came first he chicken or the egg?

I dont know go google it.

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Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me

A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".