Dont jokes

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

Don't listen.

Why do orphans not use iPhones?

Because they don't have a home button.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't know, go google it.