Dont jokes
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.