Dont jokes
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)