Dont jokes
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.