Dont jokes
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.