Dont jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
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The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
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There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.