Don't-know jokes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why is Sri Lanka suffering in football development?
Because they don't know the difference between football and croquet.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Really, SimSimi? Really?
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.