Don't-know jokes
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.