Don't-know jokes
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.