Don't-know jokes

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.