Don't-know jokes
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."