Don't-know jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!