You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Your mom's so fat Donald trump built the wall round her
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Donald Trump is like really orange.
Yo mama so ugly Donald trump said wrong
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
Donald trump didn't even finish the wall he should of hired Mexicans to do it!
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.
What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.
Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
Yo mama so fat Donald trump built a wall around her
Q) Why did the uncle slept with his own nephew
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about donald trump ever single week end
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Donald trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this
