Donald Trump jokes
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.