Donald Trump Jokes

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Why is Donald duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Yo mama so ugly Donald trump said wrong

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?

An orange tree! :>

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Donald trump didn't even finish the wall he should of hired Mexicans to do it!

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."