Donald Trump Jokes

Why does JD Vance not need conviction?

His running mate has 34 of them!

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I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.

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Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

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Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

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A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!