Donald Trump jokes
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!