Donald Trump jokes

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

Donald Trump will return to Twitter.

I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.

We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?

Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”

Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!