A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
pink Floyd+Donald trump=same
Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was,because he found out there dad was Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Donald trump will return to Twitter
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
