Donald Trump jokes
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.