Donald Trump jokes

He plays Fortnite just to build walls.

What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?

Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.

When is Donald Trump?

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.

And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

Trump plays Fortnite for walls.

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?

Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"