Donald Trump jokes
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Memes
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
When is Donald Trump?
Like this if you like me.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*