What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
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Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Donald Trump
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Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you
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pink Floyd+Donald trump=same
Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
ehen is donald trump
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Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was,because he found out there dad was Donald Trump.
DOnald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
