What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
Yo mama so fat Donald trump built a wall around her
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
pink Floyd+Donald trump=same
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
