Doesnt jokes
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.