What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
DOE Jokes
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Why does this exist?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
