DOE jokes
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.