Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
DOE Jokes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
How does an orange π go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why canβt Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
