DOE jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.