DOE jokes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
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*runs away in tears*
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.