DOE jokes
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!