DOE jokes
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both canβt get up without a dog.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Memes
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. π₯΅
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: β οΈ
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I donβt know. I was too busy wanking.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."