DOE jokes
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
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What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.