DOE jokes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: β«He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!βͺ
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both canβt get up without a dog.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
βGood evening, ladies.β
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.