What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
What does santa say to 3 girls in a row? HO HO HO
Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout When he eats his first brownie
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: "You dingus!"
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common? Are you ready kids?
What does an orphan call a family picture? A selfie.
when does an emo get jealous at a phone ........................... when it dies
How does a skeleton call his friends? ON THE TELE-BONE!!!!
