DOE jokes
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Shitpost-master general
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.