Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
DOE Jokes
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
