DOE jokes
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Memes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.