DOE jokes

Orphan

Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?

A: Because they can't find home.

Orphan

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Memes

Bitch

What does "bitch" mean?

Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"

Owl

Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?

Because he’s a hoot.

Mosquito

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

Couple

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

Caricature

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Wheelchair

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Lightbulb

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

Teacher

What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

Driving Test

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Rear

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.