Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
āYou got nice buns!ā
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I donāt know. I was too busy wanking.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"