DOE jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Memes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: β«He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!βͺ
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both canβt get up without a dog.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.