man drinks beer jumps off a tower and he's okay the other guy says Whoa how'd you do that.he does it again so the guy gets a beer the same beer and jumps off he died.the bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says Superman you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says "I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie
What does shrek and onions have in common?
* L A Y E R S *
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does a Orphan call a family picture?............. A selfy
why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
fo'drizzle
Q: a guy walks into a bar what does he say? A: ow
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
A guy does not know anything. Oh wait he has dementia.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
what does an orphan do on school parents day :nothing
