DOE jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Memes
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.