What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
DOE Jokes
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
