DOE jokes
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Memes
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.