DOE jokes
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Memes
Pokémon
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.