DOE jokes

CIA

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

Disco

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Memes

Cow

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

Car crash

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because the home button does not work.

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

Weedle

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Orphan

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.