DOE jokes
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.