DOE jokes
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Pokémon
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
What does a cow say? Moo.