What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
What does the bee say to the fly?
Buzz off
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
why does santa claus have such a big sack??
cause he only comes once a year
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?
Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: excuse me?
Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
what does LMAO stand for? Launching Moms At Orphans
