DOE jokes
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."
He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.