DOE jokes
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣