DOE Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper where

White vans

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree

Where does the resistor go after a long day?

It goes Ohm

What do u call a pig who does Karate? Pork Chop!

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children. If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.