DOE jokes

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

What song does Saturn sing?

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don't know, my basement is still dark.

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

When does a skeleton laugh?

When someone tickles his funny bone!

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?

None because they don't have a home.

What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.

What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet.

What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?

Nothing, the pee is silent.

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?