DOE jokes
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.