DOE jokes
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!