Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
DOE Jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
