DOE jokes
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."