DOE jokes
Why does the Sun go to school?
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.