DOE jokes
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.