DOE jokes
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What does suck a sucking fish?
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What does your head come out of... your brain?