DOE jokes
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.