DOE jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!