DOE jokes
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"