DOE jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does the emo kid skip class?