How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
DOE Jokes
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
