DOE jokes
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Posts a couple of memes, leaves, does so again in a year
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.