DOE jokes
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.