DOE jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.