DOE jokes
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲