DOE jokes
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why does this exist?
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.