DOE jokes
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.