DOE jokes
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.