What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
DOE Jokes
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
