DOE jokes
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.