DOE jokes
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
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