Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
DOE Jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
