DOE jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?