DOE jokes
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)