Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
DOE Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
