DOE jokes
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.