DOE jokes
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.