DOE jokes
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.