DOE jokes
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.