What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. đ
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Donât criticize someone until youâve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they wonât be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, youâll have their shoes.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Youâre so fat; if you go outside now, youâd be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviestaâs assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
