Disease jokes

Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.

A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

I AM SO SORRY!

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?

Cell-ablate!

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Answer: She’s dead.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What’s positive in Africa?

HIV/AIDS.

What do we want?!

A cure for Tourette's!!

When do we want it?!

Cunt!!!

Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!