Disease jokes
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Memes
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."