Disease jokes
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.