Disease jokes
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Memes
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.