What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
