Disease jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?

Cell-ablate!

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What’s positive in Africa?

HIV/AIDS.

What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Answer: She’s dead.

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).