Disease jokes
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I look diseased
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.