"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
