Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
