What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Disease Jokes
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
