Disease

Disease Jokes

Cancer

What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?

My brother didn’t beat cancer.

Orphan

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Leper

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."

Girl

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

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  • Kid

    A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

    I AM SO SORRY!

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  • Cancer

    All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

    Kid

    What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

    Kid

    Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

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  • Difference

    What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

    Dark humor never dies!

    Syndrome

    What number is better; 46 or 47?

    I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

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