Disease jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
My jokes are cancer.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
He's fat!
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.