Disease jokes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
Stand? Wait. No.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
All germs are from GERMany.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.