Disease jokes
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Cancer.