Disease

Disease Jokes

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

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History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.

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