Disease

Disease Jokes

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!