Disease jokes
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"