Disease jokes
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What was I saying again?
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...