Disease jokes
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."